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Oi mate, gather round, listen up! Erotic-massage, what a bloomin’ corker, eh? Me, Boris, I’m ramblin’ on, like always—bit of a faff, but stick with me! It’s all about hands, oils, slippery stuff—makes you feel like a ruddy king! Saw this flick, *The Social Network*, Fincher’s a genius, innit? “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies”—ha, same with erotic-massage! You’re lyin’ there, starkers, some chap’s rubbin’ you down—bit awkward at first, cor blimey! Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ of Zuckerberg gettin’ a knead, all tense from codin’.